[Hegewisch Dupa]

Give on of them a paddle, and there ain’t no stopping them. Check away.

[Mad Dawg]

I was there. What happened was, Sister set off the metal detector thingie and when Jihad Julie patted her down, she found 5 rulers -- the kind with the metal edge.

Sister is now in the local pokey being held w/o bail. Seems the judge at her preliminary went to Catholic school and he knows what a nun can do with a ruler. It's pretty much a prima facie case - trying to get a deadly weapon on a plane. Sister's in trouble.

/kidding/