[Ben Hecks]

Dear Mr. Ahmadinejad,

I hope your will enjoy your stay in New York City. As way of welcoming you to our city, please find in your hotel room a complimentary assortment of Jimmy Dean Sausage products. Also waiting in your hotel room is one of your Quds Force officers that we detained in Iraq a few days ago. You will find him sitting in a chair near the desk with a small round hole between his eyes.

Have a nice day!

[do the dhue]

Found this number from Columbia’s public affairs office. It has a statement regarding Iran’s President Amadjihad. You can leave a message for the public affair folks at Columbia.

212 854 7328

I left a message that says you should not give him a platform of credibility and if you want to hear what he has to say then go to Iran and listen to him.