Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!! And you called me desperate! Points off, because you forgot to tell me to "go back to DU."
You will no doubt simply have forgotten that I DID provide a solution to this particular problem.
Well, you said put it in a petting zoo, which was a fine idea.
Except what’s the difference from the deer living domesticated in a petting zoo, and the deer living domesticated at the guy’s house?
Other than the fact that you want to discourage others from trying to raise their own deer in their homes?