Ernie Chambers
Can I get an “Ungh!” all around?
Do you thing Greta will be able to book God for an interview? Maybe put Him on her legal panel?
created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you,” according to the response, as read by Friend.
The “Heavenly” defense attorney must be a free-will methodist. True Free-will exited the garden of good and evil. Now we are born with a sinful nature and redemption from the curse of sin and death is only through the blood of Christ.
Was God about 5’2”, smoking a cigar and wearing squeaky shoes? If so, I saw that movie.
darn, i was hoping for a ZOT!
So you ADMIT, dear Lord, that you are responsible for that gift, Free Will, and hence responsible for the resultant damages it causes! Your Honor, I move for a directed verdict based on this blatant admission! ;^)
A man riding his Harley was rolling along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, th Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, “Lord, I wish that I, and all m en, could
understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says ‘nothing’s wrong,’ and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
I’s a publicity stunt; I say ignore this guy..!
This “legislator” is Exhibit A to prove that our country is run by a bunch of A$$ Clowns.