Posted on 09/21/2007 7:44:49 AM PDT by NYer
So, a young man is visiting S.F.’s Chinatown and enters a curio shop. He is mesmerized by a bronze figurine of a rat.
He ask the shop owner “How much?”
The shop owner responds “Fifty dollars for the figurine. Eight hundred dollars for the story behind it.”
The young man says “Just the bronze. Don’t need the story.” and leaves the shop with his new found treasure.
As he walks down the hill, rats begin to follow him. At first a few, eventually hundreds are chasing him toward the bay.
He at last reaches the waters edge and tosses the bronze rat into the deep. It’s live followers join it and are drowned.
He, at once races back up the hill to the curio shop.
As he enters the owner asks “NOW, are you ready for the story?”?
He responds...
“No. I’m looking for the statue of an attorney.” (or congressman, etc., etc.)
This “legislator” is Exhibit A to prove that our country is run by a bunch of A$$ Clowns.
ROFL!!! It’s been a hectic day .... THANKS! .... I needed that.
Perhaps the one that responds to "Allah".
Wonderful! ROFL!! Love it!
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