All I did was weed out the epithets and perjoratives. If it comes out sounding ridiculous, it's beacuse it started out that way.
I made neither epithet nor perjorative, but, except for my four-word summation in one post, stuck to the facts. Even the unflattering analogies I used (government as a neglectful parent) were targeted against those Paul criticizes. But you have no way of refuting what I say, so you mock outrageous statements which I did not say.