Red pills cause global warming! Only take the shiny little green ones.
“Anybody who has seen “The Matrix” movies will recall the scene early in the first movie (the good one) where Morpheus offers Neo a choice between a red pill a blue pill.
“You take the blue pill,” Morpheus tells Neo, “and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.”
As Neo contemplates his options, Morpheus continues, “You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland — and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”
http://ttbrown.com/defying_gravity/preface.html
The shiny little green ones give you gas. Also bad for global warming. Or so say the cow farting experts.