“The vaccine has not been tested long enough to have the foggiest notion of the long term effects it may have on the girls receiving it or any children they may have.”
Merck: “That’s why you need to hurry up and get you daughters in line so we can test it on them.”
Merck: “...And don’t forget to enroll your sons in your local school’s Promiscuity 101. It won’t be much of a test if they don’t play doctor.”