Actually, I'd have no use for plates... I always park well out of range of the average lazy dofuss. These people are so overweight they have to swing their SUV doors wide open to get in/out and smack my car. No thanks. I'll walk the extra 50 yds or so - helps me and my car look better. ;-)
My wife and I always laugh at the people at the gym who park on the sidewalk or make a parking spot on the end of the row just to be 3 feet closer to the door. You have to wonder about some people. We probably park by people like you. We know the guy with the Lexus isn’t going to hit our car, and we won’t hit his!