“Hey Biscuit, where is your apology for implying that expat is a pedophile? Please try and dredge up any semblance of grace you have ever been taught and use it to apologize for your totally tasteless and defaming comment.”
My apologies.
No no no! You don't apologize to me, you didn't offend me exept for your poorly thought-out post. You must apologize to expat for implying that he was a pedophile. That is what you must do.
You can thank me for standing in for your Father if you wish, for pointing out the error of your ways and suggesting to you how an adult woman acts in polite society.