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Introducing the Apple iRon The Apple iRon is the newest addition to the iPod line-up.
 The Apple iRon comes in a groovy tye-dye color print to remind you of your nostaligc hippie years.
 The Applie iRon holds only one album and is preloaded with Larry the Cable Guy's Morning Constitutions- The iRon includes a 100% rebate from the US Government. To submit a rebate, include your original receipt, addressed to iRon. The iRon rebate department may look like it is rejecting your rebate, but don’t worry, you’ll get it through backdoor methods.
Disclaimer:
- Even though the term 'Constitution' is used in the title and is said in many lyrics, the album the iRon is loaded with is in no way related to the United States Constitution.
- The iRon is known to stick on repeat. This is not a flaw, this is how the iRon works.
- The iRon often replaces lyrics with its own.
- Do not criticize the performance of the iRon, it will short out the electronics and shock your hand.
- The iRon should never be used as a defensive against attack.
- The iRon cannot be used as a floatitation device.
- The iRon is known to cause cultish and paranoid tendencies.
- The iRon is not responsible for 9.11, but it if you play some of the songs backwards, it will blame President Bush for it.
- Consult your doctor before using the iRon.
- The iRon does not function in close proximity to the iRaq unless purchased by someone through one of our new iJihad stores.
- The iRon can only be used in the iRan shoe if running away from the iJihad store.
- The iRon comes with some great accessories including the iShrimp fishing pole, the iSurrender flag, and the iSpam word processor.
In a related story, Apple also announces a new advertising campaign with the iRon- the iJihad.
According to Steve Jobs, this campaign is meant to reach out to the target audience of the iRon. |