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But, hey...I'll bite...I am right there with you. A tat pretty much tells your all you need to know....low-life trash.
(I had second thoughts about including green and purple hair -- which I despise -- in my screed. Sure, they are obnoxious. But a little obnoxiousness and youthfulness kinda go together, in many cases. However out-there the punks pretend to be, we all know, and ~they~ know, that they can wash that crap out of their hair when they grow up.)
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Your comment about green and purple hair reminded me of the joke about the elderly man standing at the bus stop along side a young guy with his hair up in purple, yellow, red, etc. spikes. The young guy sees the old man eyeing him out of the corner of his eye and says, “What’s the matter, old man, didn’t you ever have any fun?”
The old man says, “Yes, I’ve had a lot of fun. As a matter of fact, I had sex with a parrot one time, and I was just wondering if you might be one of my children.”