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DFU SONG: Fields of Gold (she opened her mouth and showed us she is airhead Sally Field)
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 9-2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 09/17/2007 6:18:23 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - FIELDS OF GOLD

Gidget was so sweet...men went into heat...you couldn't help but love her
She has gotten old, the years took their toll...now she's airhead Sally Field

As the Flying Nun, we enjoyed the fun...each week we wouldn't miss it
She has gotten old, the years took their toll...she's airhead Sally Field

Norma Rae was cheered...overcame her fear...for that she won an Oscar
She has gotten old, the years took their toll...now she's airhead Sally Field

Places in the Heart, that set her apart...she knew we really liked her
She has gotten old, the years took their toll...she's airhead Sally Field

Most of us get wiser as we age...we're looked up to as being quite sage
It seems she hasn't learned a thing...you airhead Sally Field
You're such an airhead, Sally Field

(musical break)

Her performing's fine when she's reading lines...but thinking causes trouble
She has gotten old, the years took their toll...she's airhead Sally Field

At them we will scoff...actors spouting off...have shown us they are foolish
She has gotten old, the years took their toll...she's airhead Sally Field
Another airhead, Sally Field...now she's airhead Sally Field


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hollywood; sallyfield; shutup
There are some exceptions, but when most of these people who read lines for a living try to give us their own thoughts, we learn how really shallow and foolish they are.
1 posted on 09/17/2007 6:18:29 PM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

When you live in a Hollywood induced vacuum … your brain tends to reflect your surroundings. JMHO.


2 posted on 09/17/2007 6:25:50 PM PDT by doc1019 (Fred Thompson '08)
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To: doug from upland

All this coming from a woman that does osteoporosis commericals now? She can’t be too violent, she might break a hip!


3 posted on 09/17/2007 6:47:37 PM PDT by NemoDog (and Nero fiddled...)
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To: NemoDog

After all these years, I still have a crush on her!


4 posted on 09/17/2007 6:55:23 PM PDT by balls
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To: balls
Yeah, me too.

30-40 years ago I'd have banged her anytime, anywhere.

Sadly, after that performance last night, she's off my list.

Now I'm keeping myself chaste for Mary Ann, Ginger and/or Judy Jetson...

5 posted on 09/17/2007 8:02:27 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: doug from upland

Idiocy aside, she’s pretty hot for an old broad.


6 posted on 09/17/2007 8:03:43 PM PDT by humblegunner (©)
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To: humblegunner
"Idiocy aside, she’s pretty hot for an old broad."

Agreed.

I'd be happy to assess her extent of bone loss.

Were it not for my own.

...sigh...

7 posted on 09/17/2007 8:12:28 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: All

8 posted on 09/17/2007 8:19:11 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: doug from upland
Gidget was so sweet...men went into heat

Sandra Dee was the only real Gidget. The first "Surfer Girl."

9 posted on 09/17/2007 8:34:28 PM PDT by Ace's Dad ("but every now and then, the Dragon comes to call")
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To: doug from upland

What a dumb a$$.

If the flower power women ran our country trying to get along with the rest of world....especially Islamicfacist who survive on their testosterones...it would be disaster.

Peace at all cost = Burkas.

Thanks Sally for speaking up for womens rights.


10 posted on 09/18/2007 6:35:00 AM PDT by Milligan
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To: billorites

I would really like to show her that I don’t have any bone loss!


11 posted on 09/18/2007 6:46:29 AM PDT by balls
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To: balls

Me too, she used to have a hall of fame keester.


12 posted on 09/18/2007 7:45:54 AM PDT by HenpeckedCon (Can I please freep just a little while longer Dear?)
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To: HenpeckedCon

She is very well proportioned, in a way that makes tall, skinny models appear hideous in comparison.


13 posted on 09/18/2007 12:28:03 PM PDT by balls
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