Either that or negotiate with a skinny person to pay for the 25% of your seat they are taking.
However, in the case of a 435# guy, I think they would be taking closer to 50%. Even Twiggy couldn't fit on half a seat.
“Either that or negotiate with a skinny person to pay for the 25% of your seat they are taking.”
There’s a SNL skit in there.
I have long maintained that to sit comfortably in those seats...a female can’t be much over about 160 and a male over about 140 pounds.