Hey, some people are just built to be offensive and obnoxious. Remember that kid in fifth grade who used to eat beans for lunch and fart loudly during maths class? Or that co-worker who liked to pick her nose when she was on the telephone? Nowadays they call it Asbergers or something like like that — what it’s really is the crass-and-obnoxious recessive gene manifesting itself. Don’t worry: after a few more million years, it will naturally-adapt and evolve out of our Species. Until then, tho’ — life can be a bummer with these folk around!
Don’t you mean Ed Asner burgers?