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-—Houssein Zorkot, of Dearborn, Mich., was arrested on Sept. 8 after witnesses called police to complain about a man with an AK-47, dark clothes and blackened face walking around a park. “We don’t know exactly what his intent was or what he was intending on doing,” Dearborn Police Chief Michael Celeski told FOXNews.com. -—

I don’t care who you are; that’s funny right there!

[Stonewall Jackson]

Houssein Zorkot - "Well, officer, I was just going out plinking."

Arresting officer - "You're going plinking with an AK-47, dressed like that?"

Zorkot - "You know, officer, them tin cans can be awful mean if you just wound them."