[No Left Turn]

Woody Allen said it best.

“I believe that there’s an intelligence to the universe with the exception of parts of New Jersey.”

Did he come up with that while he was boinking his adopted daughter? What an authority.

The shore, the mountains, farms, cranberry bogs, highest per capita income in the U.S. It's great. Come on up, it's a beautiful place and Rutgers is a great school.

I know, the only 50 drunken students in the U.S. who yelled something negative about a football opponent live here, but try to look past that.

[mathurine]

Heh, heh, one of the other geezers told me that yesterday in their game with Norfolk State, Rutgers was leading 45-0 near the end of the second quarter and called three time-outs in an effort to rack up another score.

[Boiler Plate]

I’ve been to Jersey bro. How do you think I know Rutgers was exit 9.