A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks.”
A British doctor says, “In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks.”
A Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, “You guys are way behind. We took a woman with no brains, transplanted her to Michigan where she became Governor... and now half the state is out looking for work.”
Wait until they lose to Notre Dame, they’ll be a stampede.