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Kathy Griffin's Unfunny Jesus Jokes
Townhall.com ^ | September 14, 2007 | Brent Bozell III

Posted on 09/14/2007 4:53:10 AM PDT by Kaslin

Nearly everyone with a television can make jokes about TV awards shows, especially the speech-making. How many times have people made the hoariest jokes about thanking the "little people," or mimicking Sally Field's Oscar speech: "You like me! You really like me!" But Kathy Griffin, the comedienne with the self-satirizing "My Life on the D-List" show on that D-list network Bravo, took the ritual to a new low when she won an Emmy for Outstanding Reality Program.

She mocked Jesus Christ.

"A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award," she declared. "I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'Suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."

The audience reaction? Reporters noted laughter in the crowd. Griffin certainly knows Hollywood diehards would be pounding the tables over that one.

It's certainly a ritual for entertainers to thank God or Jesus when they win awards. Some of them are very sincere, like gospel singers at the Grammy Awards. Others have looked more than a little ridiculous, such as during the Vibe Magazine Awards in 2005, when several rappers took home awards for "songs" with nasty lyrics about shooting people -- and then thanked God.

Griffin could have mocked the ritual without mocking Jesus and millions of Christians. But she had to shock, to say, "Suck it," and suggest she'd rather worship her Emmy award like it was a pagan goddess. Was she sorry? No. Reuters reported she was "unrepentant" when asked about the speech backstage. In fact, she was well pleased with herself: "I hope I offended some people. I didn't want to win the Emmy for nothing." Griffin's official Website giddily declared her line "will go down as one of the best quotes in Emmy history."

The public doesn't think so, and Hollywood knows it.

The cable channel E! announced they would scrub the remark from their taped broadcast of the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. (It wasn't part of the more prominent Emmy show that aired on Fox.) Some media outlets also scrubbed the actual remarks from their news stories. Associated Press reporter Lynn Elber would only explain Griffin made "an off-color remark about Christ." Some TV outlets, like MSNBC, also scrubbed the line in their retelling of the story. Good for them.

That wasn't as strange as Reuters, which began its dispatch with the words "Comic Kathy Griffin's 'offensive' remarks about Jesus" will be edited out. Employing quote marks around a word is meant as a warning light that something isn't necessarily so. An insult against Jesus Christ isn't necessarily "offensive," according to this wire service.

Reuters, you may remember, also doesn't believe the 9-11 murderers were necessarily "terrorists."

Kathy Griffin has this kind of double standard, too. Many irreverent performers aren't equal-opportunity besmirchers. Griffin appeared clutching her Emmy on the Ellen DeGeneres talk show a day after the furor broke, and when DeGeneres suggested it can be tough on the other side of the joke, as she was the butt of a lot of jokes when she declared she was gay, Griffin turned dead serious and insisted: "Not mine. Not mine." Griffin would never mock a gay person. But Jesus and Christians? Bombs away.

Griffin explained that she had rules about her targets, and one was, "I don't make fun of people who have a sense of humor about themselves." So, in this case, with one enormously broad brush, Kathy Griffin has decided that the vast majority of Christians are incapable of taking a joke. But there is funny, and there is insulting. Griffin doesn't have a clue of the difference.

The funny thing is that for someone who doesn't like religious phonies, Griffin is the biggest phony of them all. In a scabrous interview with a gay newspaper in Houston, Griffin called herself a "complete militant atheist" and complained, "We have to listen to everybody's 'God this' and 'Jesus that.'" She told that interviewer she fell away from the "stupid" Catholic Church in high school in the 1970s.

But then Reuters quoted one spin-control attempt issued by her publicist after her Emmy insult: "Am I the only Catholic left with a sense of humor?" And guess what she wore on her necklace on the Ellen show? A visible golden cross.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: asfunnyascancer; funnylikecancer; hellbound; hollywoodassclown; libtard; notfunny; secretlylovesjesus; shesnotfunny
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To: Clintonfatigued

Nope. Just ugly. Very ugly. Ginger fugly.


141 posted on 09/14/2007 7:05:25 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: perseid 67
Who are you to say how God should communicate with those who believe in him?

You're saying tortillas are an effective means of communication?

I think if God wanted to send a message he could afford better marketing than tortillas.

142 posted on 09/14/2007 7:13:19 PM PDT by humblegunner (©)
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To: humblegunner

Try telling that to Moses who spoke to God in a burning bush.


143 posted on 09/14/2007 7:43:30 PM PDT by perseid 67 (God is great!)
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To: pepsi_junkie; pilipo

I’m not making fun of retarded kids. I’m making fun of Kathy Griffin.

That said, I do apologize to our fine, upstanding congenitally-developmentally-disabled young people for defaming them by the suggestion that Kathy Griffin might be anything like them.


144 posted on 09/15/2007 7:27:59 AM PDT by RichInOC ("You must purge the ugliness from among you." And the people said "Amen" and "Amen".)
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To: xzins

All good points you have made.
I think her comments were a feeble attempt to suck up to Hollywood (who is basically anti-Christian with a few exceptions), and move up to the “C list.”


145 posted on 09/17/2007 2:02:35 PM PDT by a real Sheila (stop hillary NOW!)
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To: Bushbacker1

I agree.
She used to be funny.
This has really disgusted me and I won’t watch her again.


146 posted on 09/17/2007 2:03:37 PM PDT by a real Sheila (stop hillary NOW!)
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To: Kaslin

289 million Americans did not tune into the Emmy’s last night.


147 posted on 09/17/2007 2:04:50 PM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: a real Sheila; P-Marlowe
I think this is a confused young lady who is still struggling with her own spiritual identity

Not having ever watched her or heard her, I called her a "young lady." Marlowe pointed out to me that she's not very young.

That probably doesn't change my assessment of her "atheism" much. Age would make her more cynical, and maybe a bit more determined.

I would probably conclude that she's struggling with spiritual identity after all these years....but not too often.

148 posted on 09/17/2007 2:19:11 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain And Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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To: Kaslin
I miss the commedies of Carol Burnett, Bob Hope and Red Skelton. These were great,

I still think Tim Conway and Don Knotts were my favorites. Victor Borge on the piano is always enough to make me laugh 'till I hurt too.

149 posted on 09/17/2007 2:26:09 PM PDT by TChris (Governments don't RAISE money; they TAKE it.)
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To: Kaslin

Unfortunately for her, she will get to tell that joke to Jesus once more after her death.


150 posted on 09/17/2007 5:38:46 PM PDT by SerpentDove (See you at the bill signing. NOT.)
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