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Kathy Griffin's Unfunny Jesus Jokes
Townhall.com ^ | September 14, 2007 | Brent Bozell III

Posted on 09/14/2007 4:53:10 AM PDT by Kaslin

Nearly everyone with a television can make jokes about TV awards shows, especially the speech-making. How many times have people made the hoariest jokes about thanking the "little people," or mimicking Sally Field's Oscar speech: "You like me! You really like me!" But Kathy Griffin, the comedienne with the self-satirizing "My Life on the D-List" show on that D-list network Bravo, took the ritual to a new low when she won an Emmy for Outstanding Reality Program.

She mocked Jesus Christ.

"A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award," she declared. "I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'Suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."

The audience reaction? Reporters noted laughter in the crowd. Griffin certainly knows Hollywood diehards would be pounding the tables over that one.

It's certainly a ritual for entertainers to thank God or Jesus when they win awards. Some of them are very sincere, like gospel singers at the Grammy Awards. Others have looked more than a little ridiculous, such as during the Vibe Magazine Awards in 2005, when several rappers took home awards for "songs" with nasty lyrics about shooting people -- and then thanked God.

Griffin could have mocked the ritual without mocking Jesus and millions of Christians. But she had to shock, to say, "Suck it," and suggest she'd rather worship her Emmy award like it was a pagan goddess. Was she sorry? No. Reuters reported she was "unrepentant" when asked about the speech backstage. In fact, she was well pleased with herself: "I hope I offended some people. I didn't want to win the Emmy for nothing." Griffin's official Website giddily declared her line "will go down as one of the best quotes in Emmy history."

The public doesn't think so, and Hollywood knows it.

The cable channel E! announced they would scrub the remark from their taped broadcast of the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. (It wasn't part of the more prominent Emmy show that aired on Fox.) Some media outlets also scrubbed the actual remarks from their news stories. Associated Press reporter Lynn Elber would only explain Griffin made "an off-color remark about Christ." Some TV outlets, like MSNBC, also scrubbed the line in their retelling of the story. Good for them.

That wasn't as strange as Reuters, which began its dispatch with the words "Comic Kathy Griffin's 'offensive' remarks about Jesus" will be edited out. Employing quote marks around a word is meant as a warning light that something isn't necessarily so. An insult against Jesus Christ isn't necessarily "offensive," according to this wire service.

Reuters, you may remember, also doesn't believe the 9-11 murderers were necessarily "terrorists."

Kathy Griffin has this kind of double standard, too. Many irreverent performers aren't equal-opportunity besmirchers. Griffin appeared clutching her Emmy on the Ellen DeGeneres talk show a day after the furor broke, and when DeGeneres suggested it can be tough on the other side of the joke, as she was the butt of a lot of jokes when she declared she was gay, Griffin turned dead serious and insisted: "Not mine. Not mine." Griffin would never mock a gay person. But Jesus and Christians? Bombs away.

Griffin explained that she had rules about her targets, and one was, "I don't make fun of people who have a sense of humor about themselves." So, in this case, with one enormously broad brush, Kathy Griffin has decided that the vast majority of Christians are incapable of taking a joke. But there is funny, and there is insulting. Griffin doesn't have a clue of the difference.

The funny thing is that for someone who doesn't like religious phonies, Griffin is the biggest phony of them all. In a scabrous interview with a gay newspaper in Houston, Griffin called herself a "complete militant atheist" and complained, "We have to listen to everybody's 'God this' and 'Jesus that.'" She told that interviewer she fell away from the "stupid" Catholic Church in high school in the 1970s.

But then Reuters quoted one spin-control attempt issued by her publicist after her Emmy insult: "Am I the only Catholic left with a sense of humor?" And guess what she wore on her necklace on the Ellen show? A visible golden cross.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: asfunnyascancer; funnylikecancer; hellbound; hollywoodassclown; libtard; notfunny; secretlylovesjesus; shesnotfunny
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To: dragonblustar

She’s just angry because God gave her that face.


81 posted on 09/14/2007 5:59:25 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
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To: NavyCanDo
“I miss the commedies of Carol Burnett, Bob Hope and Red Skelton. These were great”

AMEN
May I add,Danny Kaye to that great list of names?

And you notice all of the above names loved entertaining the troops, and performing great unselfish task in support of them? God Bless the great ones. They are missed.

82 posted on 09/14/2007 6:00:42 AM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: Long Island Pete
Funny how they dont have the guts to besmirch allah like they do Christ.


Ask Salmon Rushdie what happens when you ALLAH or ISLAM

83 posted on 09/14/2007 6:02:16 AM PDT by Nat Turner (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME)
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To: Kaslin

Hey Kathy, try doing the same with Allah.


84 posted on 09/14/2007 6:02:33 AM PDT by Cinnamon
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To: humblegunner

I must drive by six or seven churches of Baal and Molech every day.

I’m sure you do and don’t even know it.


85 posted on 09/14/2007 6:02:50 AM PDT by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get.)
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To: reagan_fanatic
she is just an overrated hack comic

Let's throw Jack Black and Queen Latifah into that pile as well.

86 posted on 09/14/2007 6:03:31 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (DemocraticUnderground.com is an internet hate site.)
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To: philetus
I’m sure you do and don’t even know it.

Right.

The underground conspiracy of Baal and Molech.

Terrible threat, that.

87 posted on 09/14/2007 6:04:47 AM PDT by humblegunner (©)
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To: dragonblustar

Face like a dropped meat pie.

I wonder what would happen if she said this same thing about Allah or Mohammaed?


88 posted on 09/14/2007 6:07:56 AM PDT by NoobRep
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To: pilipo; RichInOC
I have not the words to express my disgust at this statement.

It's good that you are keeping in the spirit of the thread. Down with humor!

89 posted on 09/14/2007 6:13:00 AM PDT by T.Smith
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To: RexBeach

Same here on the programs.

It seems that too many are politically correct while trying to not to appear that way. Too many think that bad words are still funny like we did when we were in grade school. Most comedies look, feel and sound like they were written by people who never quite got past puberty.


90 posted on 09/14/2007 6:13:31 AM PDT by tiki
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To: NavyCanDo

One young lady who reminds me of Carol Burnett is Amanda Bynes. But the best part of the Carol Burnett Show were Harvey Korman and Tim Conway. True madmen.


91 posted on 09/14/2007 6:15:05 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: xzins
I think this is a confused young lady who is still struggling with her own spiritual identity. This all comes under the heading of "She doth protest too much."

Perhaps. But you're an intelligent person able to give rational thought to an idea, parse it's contents, and make a judgment on its worth.

She's an airhead. I suggest it's more likely she meant what she said, not out of understanding, but out of stupidity and arrogance.

92 posted on 09/14/2007 6:16:13 AM PDT by bcsco ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration.")
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To: xzins
I think this is a confused young lady who is still struggling with her own spiritual identity.

I think she is beyond child bearing years.

93 posted on 09/14/2007 6:19:08 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (LPFOKETT GAHCOEEP-w/o*)
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To: Long Island Pete
Funny how they dont have the guts to besmirch allah like they do Christ.

Had she besmirched allah she would only have had 2 billion Muslims after her. Instead she chose to besmirch God, Himself. I think allah would have been a better choice.

94 posted on 09/14/2007 6:19:54 AM PDT by HarleyD
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To: pilipo; RichInOC

Special Olympic contestants show more class than Griffin will ever have. At least they are likable. On that basis, KG is living up to her image of being the least likable and most unfunny comedian(?) today. She played herself in that annoying role on Seinfeld — hardly an act — she is her OWN reality show...disgusting.

But then I never got Gilbert Gottfried either.


95 posted on 09/14/2007 6:23:39 AM PDT by Optimist (I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here.)
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To: dragonblustar
Guilty!
96 posted on 09/14/2007 6:25:32 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: Kaslin

I just hope Kathy knows Jesus is still eager to welcome her home.


97 posted on 09/14/2007 6:25:38 AM PDT by ALPAPilot
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To: dragonblustar

No way ... nobody looks like that! (I like its jewelry, though.)


98 posted on 09/14/2007 6:25:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("My parrot thinks you're cute. I think so, too!")
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To: Kaslin
I don't think the line should be edited out. Let her be known as she wishes to be known. ('Course I wouldn't leave the house in a thunderstorm if I were her...)
99 posted on 09/14/2007 6:27:49 AM PDT by AnnaZ (I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)
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To: Sig Sauer P220
she’s just mad because God made her ugly

God didn't make her look like that - she paid a lot of money for it.

100 posted on 09/14/2007 6:27:51 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("My parrot thinks you're cute. I think so, too!")
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