No joke. As is no secret to those pinged to this list, some crack whore grifter listed me as the father of her kid because she saw my picture in the paper. All was well and good until she applied for welfare -— and the State of Texas looked for daddy for child support.
NEVER SAW HER IN MY LIFE.
Got served for back payment, Mrs. MWT was PISSED.
DNA proved me out, but it cost many thousands of dollars in court costs, ample public embarassment.
My lawyer finally got the witch to crack in deposition -— she described me as average height and non-circumcised -— after which I walked in -— I’m a few inches shy of 7 feet tall and Jewish.
All that got resolved, but I’m still the father according to the “Certificate of Live Birth” -— indeed, got a letter asking why “my” kid was not in school the other day and warning me of truancy punishment. (Yes, lawyer sent certified court records.)
Yikes! That’s a nightmare, for sure.