Nevah apologize for being silly! I live for and admire silliness! 
Anyway, I've fond memories of Texas barbecues...
Oh, I do miss my Texas barbecues and my friends and I always have at least one whenever I go home. Nothing in the world like a good ol' Texas barbecue.
One of the most memorable Texas Barbecues was at Lakeway Resort on Lake Travis. It was an annual business meeting and the resort served up one of the best dinners I’ve ever had. I’ve tried to replicate it at home with a brisket and all the pickings, but it’s never been the same. Oh, well.