LMAO!!!
Be advised that all Prisoners of the Stoat Prison Camp are required to eat a really nice steak at least once a week and are required to "continually amuse and please" the Prisoners in the Camp next door, which is populated entirely by vivacious and buxom but particularly lonely tennis stars, fashion models and "young ladies who were asked to leave exclusive, private schools not because of poor grades but because they were simply too pretty".
Here's your half-hourly ration of Single Malt to get you started :-)
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