[caver]

“a local corrections deputy bragged about using a Taser gun on people in an Internet chat room.”

Is it a virtual Taser in the Internet chat room? Where is this Internet chat room? Does the deputy do this while online?

[Jabba the Nutt]

Yup, this is how the pros in the MSM write. I guess you have your little cop avatar armed with a Taser and you go around the chat room tasering folks.

To the cop, I say do the following things are you'll get through this:

1. Come out as a gay (Democrat) American.
2. Say you hate Bush and that Bush lied.
3. Blame global warming.
4. Announce you oppose the Police Department's use of an SUV.
5. Support the purchase of a hybrid.
6. Call for more diversity in the PD.
7. Attack the GOP.

OK, and you're home free.