I personally believe that Persian King Xerxes is unable to not look gay because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as South Africa and the Irag, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should — our education over here in the Sparta should help the Sparta — or should help Thebes and should help the Argos and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.
Uh-oh. Lucius is going to complain you needed a sarcasm tag.
It may seem obvious after the fact, but since Lynde was so popular as a personality at the time, until he was outed by the apparent suicide of a gay lover, he was considered one of Hollywood’s ‘Most Eligible Batchelors’. Believe it or not. (Those were more innocent days, before our national depravity reached it’s current level.)
They just don’t have the maps.