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What if Al Gore had been president? (Guaranteed hurl!)
The Bowling Green News ^ | September 7, 2007 | Jason Jones

Posted on 09/08/2007 7:17:25 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Declined rate of death caused by firearms, universal health care, and increased environmental awareness.

Now those all sound like significant positives as opposed to unaffordable health care, high mortality rates in instances where guns are involved and a society of environmental incontinence - all three of which we struggle with today.

William J. Cromie of the Harvard University Gazette reports that more than 30,000 people are killed, and another 65,000 are injured in incidents involving firearms each year.

The number of people killed alone could fill the entire Doyt L. Perry Stadium as well as the Ice Arena here the University, and still have 1,000 people left over. The amount injured more than triples the total number of students enrolled at BGSU.

Surely everyone has also heard of global warming. After all, one would have to be living under a rock or in the Bush White House to not know about it.

So besides being aware of the fact that polar ice caps are melting at a faster rate than ever before. Plus the fact that at this rate cities such as Miami and San Francisco will be under water by 2100, as reported by Stephen Leahy, remember that your grandchildren will likely be experiencing that in their lifetimes.

Then we have our health care, which is another problem many Americans face. The National Coalition on Health Care reported that nearly 47 million Americans, or 16 percent of the population, went without health care insurance in 2006.

Now imagine if these problems didn't exist in the state that they do. Imagine that on Jan. 20, 2001, Al Gore was sworn in as the 43rd president of the United States.

Envisioned in this world is a yearly rate of about 500 deaths related to incidents involving firearms.

In this world Gore has implemented a zero tolerance gun control policy where first time offenders get somewhere between 50 years to life in prison, and no one with so much as a misdemeanor has the right to own firearms. The new law saves 25,500 lives each year and prevents roughly 60,000 injuries.

With this policy, three state troopers in New York aren't shot and killed last year in what they believed to be routine traffic stops, Denver Broncos wide receiver Javon Walker doesn't witness friend and teammate Darrent Williams die in his arms after he was shot in the street, and a married couple with two young children aren't pulled over, shot and killed in a Florida drug deal's collateral damage.

Global warming is less of a threat. While it is still real and dangerous, America is the world leader in environmental safety. With everyone driving hybrid cars and recycling as if it were a religion, the quality of our oxygen is increased, and the threat of swimming on San Francisco's Golden Gate is no longer an issue.

To cap it off, Americans now have a universal Health Care program where anyone who has a pulse can afford medicine. 47 million people don't just become more healthy, more are also able to enjoy the fantastic world they now live in.

Now bring yourself back to reality, where someone you know has a realistic chance of being injured or killed in an incident involving firearms, where your neighbors or maybe even you yourself can't afford to pay for health insurance, and where San Francisco and Miami are still on pace to be aquariums in 100 years.

Embrace George W. Bush as the leader of this country and all the pain that goes with it.

Work hard or stay sick, prepare an apology for your grandchildren, and know that walking the streets can be high risk activity.

So live with it, and from time to time, dream of what might have been.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: algore; banglist; cloudcuckooland; election2000; firearms; georgebush; globalwarming; gungrabbers; gw
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Hahahahaha! Typical college student with a high opinion of himself and his worldview.
1 posted on 09/08/2007 7:17:27 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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Fortunately, libs, it’s not too late. With GW retiring, Al can take his rightful place on the throne.


2 posted on 09/08/2007 7:19:02 AM PDT by Brilliant
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And a low understanding of civics.

He must think that a President is a dictator — or maybe that’s want the left wants.


3 posted on 09/08/2007 7:19:34 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Paid for with your Ohio tax dollars!
4 posted on 09/08/2007 7:20:26 AM PDT by Ukiapah Heep (Shoes for Industry!)
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And a low understanding of civics.

And even less understanding of science.

5 posted on 09/08/2007 7:21:30 AM PDT by Fresh Wind
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

He must have seen the rerun of the Saturday Night Live skit about What if Al Gore had been president. And he must have missed that it was a joke.


6 posted on 09/08/2007 7:22:19 AM PDT by DManA
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Majority getting killed by people using guns are low lifes being murdered by other low lifes


7 posted on 09/08/2007 7:24:05 AM PDT by uncbob (m first)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Gore as Prez....man,what a nightmare.
911 would have resulted in increased hug a terrorist programs. Saddam Hussian would have build WMD and exported them accross the world. IF this jerk thinks that handgun deaths are bad, he should think about a Bio attack on NYC.
Poeple like this live in a sort of dreamland that tells him that if we are nice to everyone, then nothing bad would happen. He dont beleive in evil and that there are certain parts of the world community that wants to see every American DEAD, even this goober.


8 posted on 09/08/2007 7:24:05 AM PDT by Yorlik803 ( When are we going to draw a line a say"this far and no farther")
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IF gore HAD BEEN ELECTED, hildebeast WOULD BE WEARING A BHURKA AND AMERICA WOULD BE NO MORE.

LLS

9 posted on 09/08/2007 7:24:34 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (Support America, Kill terrorists, Destroy dims!)
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The writer missed the part where most businesses have outsourced their work to foreign countries because of oppressive taxes and regulation.

...and the part about Lawyers suing those that remained.

...and the part about unionizing the military into a force of bureaucrats

...and the part about colleges teaching arithmetic because elementary and high schools don’t

...and the part about Gore sleeping in a tent on the front lawn because the Clinton's never moved out of the White House

10 posted on 09/08/2007 7:24:40 AM PDT by Loud Mime (The Democrats next target for "resignation" is General David Petraeus! Air America started 8-28)
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He must think that a President is a dictator — or maybe that’s want the left wants.

Stalin, Kim, Mao, Fidel, Hugo, etc.

11 posted on 09/08/2007 7:25:05 AM PDT by reg45
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recycling as if it were a religion,

Ah, the old "environmentalism as a religion" arguement again.

12 posted on 09/08/2007 7:25:43 AM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Is this tagline governed by McCain-Feingold?)
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If Gore had become President we'd still be negotiating with the Taliban as to how much we'd be paying them not to attack us again.

That's if he didn't go completely insane after 9-11-2001. Just losing the election made him gain about 80 pounds, become raving lunatic, and grow a beard just in time for the Taliban to become personnae non grata. Imagine if he had to deal with 9-11. He'd be hiding under Tipper's skirt asking if it was OK to come out now.

13 posted on 09/08/2007 7:27:38 AM PDT by Dilbert56 (Harry Reid, D-Nev.: "We're going to pick up Senate seats as a result of this war.")
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47 million people don't just become more healthy, more are also able to enjoy the fantastic world they now live in......

...in which they now pay a 75% marginal tax rate.

Just can't help it - this is too rich.

14 posted on 09/08/2007 7:27:56 AM PDT by TexasNative2000 (Is this tagline governed by McCain-Feingold?)
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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts.

I wonder how many more would be killed because of little rat cars that algore would thrust upon us? I wonder how many more would be killed because we would have been attacked again and again by terrorists?

Perhaps algore himself can ponder that as he flys over the country in his Gulfstream in a quest for reduced CO2 emissions.


15 posted on 09/08/2007 7:28:40 AM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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Hahahaha...what a maroon. To the author...why didn’t algore address these issues during the 8 years he was the second most powerful man in the world? Hmmm...


16 posted on 09/08/2007 7:28:56 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: Fresh Wind

This blithering idiot must think LIBS like AlGore have a”magic wand”!How do we know(with only 100-years of scientific data)that ANYTHING untowards is occurring re:climate change?Hasn’t this planet been here for more than 4 BILLION years??What gives the present”guests”the supreme knowledge to know what the IDEAL temperatures,etc.,etc.,are???


17 posted on 09/08/2007 7:32:20 AM PDT by bandleader
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Imagine no Liberals? Now that would be worth thinking about.


18 posted on 09/08/2007 7:34:32 AM PDT by Bulldawg Fan (Victory is the last thing Murtha and his fellow Defeatists want.)
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Hey, he forgot, Al Gore would have used his incredible super intellect (He graduated from Harvard! Where he took a survey science course!) to ward off 9/11. In fact, if Al Gore had been president the Gregorian Calendar would have been amended so that Monday, September 10, 2001 would have been followed by Wednesday, September 12. There would have been no 9/11!

This Calendric reform would have been as effective in combatting terrorism as his King Canute carbon credits are in warding off global warming.


19 posted on 09/08/2007 7:35:01 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake but Accurate, Experts Say)
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Dammit!

I didn’t realize that all you have to do is ban guns and murders would suddenly stop!

Who knew?

Hmm, Lets ban bombs and then we can solve terrorism..
Do I get The Nobel Peace Prize? I could use the money.


20 posted on 09/08/2007 7:38:37 AM PDT by Wil H (Islam translates to "submission", not "peace" - you can figure out the rest.)
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