I never thought this A-hole would make my day, but this really did it. I might start Happy Hour early.
If you have no pending chores to do.
If one of the two old bags from CA retires, I'll set the BBQ up by the pool early. Bring a bathing suit. And Hank Williams Jr. I'll throw a great big loud eating and drunken party right here around the pool all day long. A good party is noticed when the cops stop by and tell everybody to behave themselves:)