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To: Allegra
You mean if you're in a hurry 'cause there's big bangs going on down the street from you?

You should try Dr. School's patented SEAM STRAIGHTENER for SOX! It's amazing...just sprinkle a little on the toes, (it kinda smells like baby powder..I think maybe it is baby powder) and it releases the friction between your toes and after you take five or six steps, you can feel the seam just sssllliiippppinnnggg....back to where it's s'posed to be and you don't even have to take off your shoe!

You can find it online, and it's only $19.95 plus tax and handling fees of $15 for a whole year's supply...a real bargain!

BTW my grandson is heading your way this month...wave hi to him.

149 posted on 09/07/2007 2:58:54 PM PDT by greyfoxx39 (He really DID do it! Go, Fred Go!)
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To: greyfoxx39
You should try Dr. School's patented SEAM STRAIGHTENER for SOX! It's amazing...just sprinkle a little on the toes, (it kinda smells like baby powder..I think maybe it is baby powder) and it releases the friction between your toes and after you take five or six steps, you can feel the seam just sssllliiippppinnnggg....back to where it's s'posed to be and you don't even have to take off your shoe!

You know, they really ought to sell that at the PX. I mean, this could even be a force protection issue. I may have to bring this up at the next security brief.

Please THANK your grandson for me and I will say a prayer that all goes well.

Things are actually MUCH better around here lately! (Well, except for the occasional pesky sock problem.)

153 posted on 09/07/2007 3:04:43 PM PDT by Allegra (Turning Vanity Threads Into New Socks Threads at Every Opportunity)
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