You might be a hippie if:
You can remember the original definition of ‘Hippie’.
You mow your lawn and smoke it.
You call people who tell you to ‘get a job’ fascists.
Seriously Cartman came up with the modern definition of ‘Hippie’
Hippie: a person who says they want to change the world but really just sits around and smokes pot and smells bad.
“”Seriously Cartman came up with the modern definition of Hippie””
Can’t argue with Cartman.
If you can remember anything, you werent one.
;-)