[Tears of a Clown]

BREAKING NEWS: IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FRED THOMPSON, LIKE MOST HUMANS, HAS THE ABILITY TO SWEAT WHEN OUTSIDE IN HUMID WEATHER.

MORE ON THIS SHOCKING DISCOVERY AFTER THESE MESSAGES

[mplsconservative]

LOL!

I guess blow-dried robots only are electable these days...

[LADY J]

"BREAKING NEWS: IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FRED THOMPSON, LIKE MOST HUMANS, HAS THE ABILITY TO SWEAT WHEN OUTSIDE IN HUMID WEATHER."

This could be our big break!! The RATS love Gore. He sweats like a pig - even indoors.

We could have a hay-day with all the sweat lovers votes!!