Surely no one could criticize the skill and professionalism of the TSA. How many elderly women, wheelchair users, and four-year-olds have hijacked airliners since 9-11? ZERO. The nail-clipper and water-bottle ban is working! Kudos, Homeland Security!
Last time my wife and I flew she was scrutinized extensively. Embarrassingly, if you know what I mean. Nevermind that she’s a 5’3”, 57-year-old kindergarten schoolteacher. They allowed my 6’8 frame (beard and all)right through without a second glance. I thought that interesting.