To: PJ-Comix
Variation on the old Knock-Knock Joke:
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Whos there?
Wide Stance Larry. Whats your name big boy?
Police Officer
Kinky!
No really Im a cop, heres my business card.
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Whos there?
Humph, well its Senator Craig. Heres my Dont you know who I am? business card.
I dont care who you are still under arrest.
Tap! Tap! Tap!
OK, Whos there?
This is the very hetero Senator Craig. Yes I tapped my foot and I touched my foot to yours and then I seductively ran my hand under your stall but you misunderstood. I have a nervous condition, I have an extra wide stand because Im a very big man, a very, very big man with very large parts and I was only inspecting the toilet stall for extra toilet paper because Im all out. Can you spare a square?
Im not buying it.
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Senator Craig? Is that you?
No this is average Joe citizen Larry.
And?
I will admit to tapping, touching feet and seductively thrusting my hand under your stall in a hither go sort of way and Im going to plead guilty. We can still keep this quite though right?
Right!!!
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Not you again?
Tap! Tap! Tap!
OK, whos there?
This is the esteemed Senator Larry Craig.
OK?
I just wanted to let you know that Im reversing my guilty plea.
You cant do that. You already plead guilty.
Just watch me.
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Oh Jeeze! Whos there?
This is Senator Craig. Even though I plead guilty even though Im not guilty even though I said I was, Im going to resign anyway.
OK good for you. Have a nice day.
Tap! Tap! Tap!
#@*&%#_!. What do you want now?
This is Senator Craig with my wife and children who Ive convinced of my innocence so I may resign but I never said I would resign.
Go away! Stop tapping at me!
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Hello, Pizza Hut
Arlen Specter is now willing to come out in my defense
Im sorry, you have the wrong number.
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Yes Senator Craig. What do you have to say this time?
Even though Im too incompetent to dial a phone, I wanted to let you know Ive got friends in high places.
MOK
Tap! Tap! Tap!
Senator Craig, I swear if I hear from you one more time!
No, this is Senator Arlen Specter. Im coming out in Larrys defense.
Not you too! Hey stop touching my foot!
33 posted on
09/05/2007 7:56:32 AM PDT by
Caramelgal
(Rely on the spirit and meaning of the teachings, not on the words or superficial interpretations)
To: Caramelgal
Arlen likes to watch.
He's a spectator Spector.
To: Caramelgal
35 posted on
09/05/2007 5:50:54 PM PDT by
PGalt
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