Dear Idaho Voters,
After getting caught in a Gay-Sex Bathroom sting operation, I made a mistake and pled guilty for something I didn’t do, thinking it would all go away.
Just a few days ago, I succumbed to the pressure and resigned from the Senate for pleading guilty to a crime I didn’t commit when I got caught up in a sting operation.
Now, I think I made another mistake and want to unresign. I’m sure that the good voters of Idaho will forgive my stupid decision to resign because I pled guilty to a crime I didn’t commit when I got caught in a gay sex sting.
I want to continue to serve you because I think I am the one person in Idaho who can best represent the good people of Idaho.
Sincerely,
Larry Craig, a total and complete idiot.