[Stoat]

 

I just resuscitated my 42-year-old TR4 after being stored for 22 years. Where would you buy the goats? (pencil poised and ready...)

For British cars, one needs to sacrifice a stoat, not a goat.

Everybody had their chance to sacrifice me when I posted this story yesterday, but there were no takers   :-)

You’re not gonna weasel out that easy. We’ll keep badgering you, as we otter, until we ferret out how to get your goat.

 

[LexBaird]

What? Can’t bear it?