Hey, this has potential!
Q. How many conservative former Massachusetts Governors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. No one knows. There's never been one since they invented lightbulbs.
Hey, now. MA’s best Governor in the past 50 years was the DINO Ed King. He actually was a Conservative, and managed to beat Dukakis in the rodent primary in ‘78... before what sane few straights stopped voting in their primaries in 1982. He was the one responsible for the “Massachusetts Miracle” that Dukakis took credit for. Reagan’s favorite Democrat Governor and a real gentleman. He passed not too long ago, RIP.
LOL!