When Best Buy asked my friend for his receipt,
I remained silent;
I did not shop at Best Buy
When they asked for my father’s receipt at Office Depot,
I remained silent;
I did not shop at Office Depot.
When they asked to look in my brother’s bag at WalMart,
I did not speak out;
I was busy trying to get a lobster harmonica out of the claw machine.
When Circuit City asked ME for my receipt,
I got the ACLU to help me sue them.
LOL!!