GOL DANG IT!!! MY DADDY FOUGHT THE GOLDANG RED JAPANESE SO I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SHOW MY BAG WHEN I LEAVE THE STORE!! THIS IS LIKE SOVIET GERMANY ALL OVER AGAIN!!!`
Forget it. He's rolling.
I read that post with a Hank Hill accent - perfect!
Tell ya what, dang ol' clerk rootin through muh bags heh heh dang ol' strip searched an heh heh dang ol' police show heh heh...shoot.
A little Boomhauer to add to the mix.