It’s a conspiracy!
Sounds to me as though those people knew that they were not properly dressed—they didn’t argue about their attire. Because they chose to do what they did, they missed the deadline for entry. They made bad choices, didn’t they? (They remind me of a lot of teenagers.)
You beat me to it! After the conspiracy theories fizzle, Ron Paul supporters will demand that they really didn't want to win. (After all, straw polls aren't mentioned in the constitution!)
If it’s really a fonspiracy, I’ll need fonfirmation before I’ll be fonvinced.
No, no it was Dubya who did it!
Now we know why Karl Rove left DC on 8/31. It was ROVE who did it!
No, it was rival shrimpin' interests that did it!
No, it was the New York City Transit District that did it! The NYCTD wanted those bus and trolley subsidies that palePaulie earmarked for Galveston.
NO!!! It was Al Qaeda's enemies who did it!!!