"Just so. Sgt. Karsnia is paid by the police Department to sit in a stall in the men's room all day, like a spider waiting for the flies. The Baron von Richthoven of the Minneapolis Bathroom Patrol has notched up a phenomenal number of kills and knows what to look for – the tapping foot in the adjoining stall, a hand signal under the divider. Did you know that tapping your foot in a bathroom was a recognized indicator that a criminal act is about to occur?"
Few cops - even vice cops - would care to go in to that line of work. I think even the legendary Baron Richthoven didn't have that many kills in his Red Baron. I sorta pity St. Karsnia for being alert to feet being tapped in the wrong direction!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
It doesn’t sound like a great line of work, but I’m glad someone does it. I’ve got two sons that have to use public restrooms.
In San Francisco, the cop would have been fired for being such a meanie. Especially if he did not put out. Here, the Mayor is bi (everyone thought he was a straight gay until he was caught boffing a friend’s wife, so he is now viewed as a bi-gay (as opposed to bengay).
In San Francisco, we can’t put 100,000 cops on the street, but we can put 100,000 gays on the street.