In retrospect, the fact that he didn't do it should have been our first clue.
Today I was driving in the middle of nowhere - actually in the hills of Virginia, way down in the south western boarder. By a dirt road there were two guys sitting on their porch. I waved. Then I noticed, attached to a tree at the end of their driveway, a picture of our president, mounted with a frame that was round. OMG, it was a toilet seat. I was shocked.