What a man. Now do it with the Koran.
Exactly.
That’s okay. When I used to travel in the Middle East I would peel up the arrows on the nightstand, pointing to Mecca, and turn them around.
Good one! But I wouldn’t characterize him as a man.
For his reference, he needs to rip out the pages containing the following verses: 7:80-81, 26:165-6, 27:54-55, 29:28-29.
The reactions of Christians I see here seems generally along the lines of a reasonable "You idiot." We know what the Muslim reaction will be if he takes your advice.