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The fastest and easiest way to join al-Qaeda is through the IBF terrorist recruitment service. Just send your resume to their office:

I.B.F.
attn: Terrorism Recruitment
The Revooh Ragde J. Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

(You should be willing to relocate.)

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You’ve got to be kidding me?