This sounds like another one of her tall tales like the farm in Chicago or being named after Sir Edmund Hillary. Has she ever even been to Alaska?
“gut salmon with a spoon?” Most would use a knife.
That fanasty made me laugh out loud.
Hey mom, can I get a pair of boots and travel 2,000 miles?
Why whatever for, dear?
To gut fish with a spoon. Oh, certainly dear. run along.
Nonsense.