The cop would have to be lying, and that just doesnt make sense. You can tell from his voice that he’s sincere about what he’s saying while Craig isnt in the least bit outraged (by the charge) and sounds like he’s just trying to make up excuses.
Why would someone pick up a piece of toilet paper in another stall? Unless thats an excuse for him wiping his hand making a signal. It just sounds like an obvious lie. And the cop would have to be lying about his ring too.
Plus he just has “a wide stance” that causes his foot to be the whole way over in the other stall. lol Gimme a break. He’s making stuff up.
“Why would someone pick up a piece of toilet paper in another stall?”
A US Senator in an airport toilet - he was just tidying up. Right - I will barely pick up stuff off the floor in my own bathroom.
“...his foot to be the whole way over in the other stall.”
Yeah, that’s good one too. “I’m a wide guy.” He should have said, “Ya know flatlander, out in Ideeho men crap like men. I need a wide berth when I restock the pond.”