Posted on 08/30/2007 2:44:49 PM PDT by Orange1998
Spiders on speed. Cool.
A friend sent this to me today
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical................................
The nurse starts with certain basic items:
“How much do you weigh?” she asks.
“115,” she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, “Your height?”
“5 foot 8,” she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5’ 5”.
She then takes her blood pressure.
And she tells the woman it is ‘very’ high.
“Of course it’s high!” she screams,
“When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I’m short and fat!”
Here in the Bay Area, we have Orb Weavers. They start out tiny but continue to grow until they are up to an inch across...and that’s just the body. They build huge webs between objects; house and fence, tree and house, etc. they infest my lemon tree.
Thankfully, Terminix has brought justice.
Here in the Bay Area, we have Orb Weavers. They start out tiny but continue to grow until they are up to an inch across...and that’s just the body. They build huge webs between objects; house and fence, tree and house, etc. they infest my lemon tree.
Thankfully, Terminix has brought justice.
Ping to ya about the spider webs in North Texas.
” My preccciouss “!
Does that mean spiders are more intelligent than President Bush? LOL
This is obviously a case of Global Webbing.
Hey!
Come here!
Looks like fall webworms gone beserk, they’ve been very prolific this year in N. Texas.
Can't wait to see the late night advertising to buy video. :(
Those are the worst kind. I had one hanging from the ceiling in front of my stove a few weeks ago. One wet paper towel and zappo garbage disposal....buh bye.
LOL.......sounds like my last “poke and prod”.
Please seek help immediately...
Observe this scientific documentary: Spiders on Drugs.
Warning: Video has some mild language, but is otherwise harmless.
It got worse. I knew there was a spider after I got back in bed but it was only a scorpion...
No.
Yep. :)
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