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Russians have psychotronic weapon to zombie people
Pravda ^
| 14.08.2007
| Komsomolskaya Pravda
Posted on 08/30/2007 12:44:46 PM PDT by Sundog
Major-general of the reserve of the Russian Federal Custodial Service Boris Ratnikov tells that Russia and other countries work on making special devices that turn humans into zombies.
Russians have psychotronic weapon to zombie people
It was already twenty years ago that mass media first mentioned the strange word combination ‘psychotronic weapon’. All information about such weapons arrived from military men transferred to the reserve and from researchers that were not officially recognized by the Russian Academy of Sciences. They usually told about some generators that could make people muddleheaded even when they were distanced at hundreds of kilometers.
(Excerpt) Read more at english.pravda.ru ...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: tinfoilhat
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OK guys, it is time to add tinfoil to your list of emergency supplies. This time it is the real thing, OK? We have the picture to prove it, right there on page one, right above the platinum purse. If you are muddleheaded it is time for the tinfoil. Says so right here in Pravda.
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:44:48 PM PDT
by
Sundog
To: null and void; Cardhu
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:45:18 PM PDT
by
Sundog
(It's a good day for a catharsis.)
To: Sundog
some generators that could make people muddleheaded even when they were distanced at hundreds of kilometers. I guess these nimrods never heard of network sit-coms and reality shows.
To: Sundog
I thought this was Scrappleface making fun of our “crowd pleaser”... LOL!
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:46:31 PM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Duncan Hunter 08--You want to elect a conservative? Then support a conservative!)
To: Sundog
We beat them to it. It’s called TV. Cellphones work just as well.
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:47:03 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: Sundog
If it’s in Pravda - then in must be pravda...
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:47:29 PM PDT
by
traumer
To: Sundog
My neighbor’s daughter must have the same weapon...I zombie everytime I see her.
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:47:35 PM PDT
by
devane617
(Stop Illegal Immigration. Call your Senator today. Senate Switchboard at 202-224-3121.)
To: Sundog
They’ve finally developed television?
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:47:38 PM PDT
by
Brian Mosely
(A government is a body of people -- usually notably ungoverned)
To: Sundog
Major-general of the reserve of the Russian Federal Custodial Service Boris Ratnikov tells that Russia and other countries work on making special devices that turn humans into zombies.
So they want to turn us all into democratic voters?
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:47:39 PM PDT
by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: Tijeras_Slim
To: Sundog
LMAO! Pravda has stolen the image from the AFDB web site!
Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:48:19 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
To: Sundog
So do we. Its called NBC Nightly News.
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:48:37 PM PDT
by
rintense
(I'm 4 Thompson!)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Now I know what is going to happen in 2009 when Analog TV goes away and all digital comes online. I bet somebody has licensed the patent to this stuff.
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:49:11 PM PDT
by
Sundog
(It's a good day for a catharsis.)
To: Sundog
I think they have already used it successfully on the likes of Hillary, John Kerry, Ted Kennedy.....etc. during its developmental stages and it worked well.
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:49:12 PM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: Sundog
Didn’t Bill Clinton visit Russia back in his college days? This could explain the modern democrat party!
To: Sundog
could make people muddleheaded even when they were distanced at hundreds of kilometers....
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:50:00 PM PDT
by
traumer
To: Sundog
Does Daily Kos have a radio station?
To: FreedomPoster
Oh, Wow !!!
Revelation time !!!
Good catch !!!
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:50:21 PM PDT
by
Sundog
(It's a good day for a catharsis.)
To: Sundog
To: Sundog
Yes, it's called 'vodka'.
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posted on
08/30/2007 12:51:12 PM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
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