Why did they hold up the entire plane and make everyone late? Grab Ahab the Arab, haul him off the plane, ship his butt to Gitmo for questioning, and let the rest of the passengers go along their merry way. If it turns out that Ahab wasn’t suffering from SJS, then he gets a free lesson in learning to speak English. No harm, no foul.
Makes sense to me. FofF, thanks for that oldie-but-goodie!