In about 7 days, the kids will all be playing tag again. This happened at a local elementary school. The kids gradually ignored the ban and I guess the teachers felt pretty foolish after a while and quit trying to enforce it.
But any principal who would ban tag *is* an ass.
Geez, tag was just ritual courtship. Boys purposely chased girls they liked, but were too ashamed to admit it and vice versa. I was the slowest person in the class (very well known) and was “it” about the same as everyone else. And yes, if a boy REALLY liked you it was pretty much harrassment.
You know what? I just had a Eureka moment. All that great and hilarious tag must be the reason for all of my failed relationships.
T.V. tag was my favorite.
I know, I didn’t believe it at first, either.
We have some insane people in our country!! It’s life folks, some get chased, some get tagged. Get over it! What a bunch of sissies people are rearing!
Hillary S. Birkenhaggard III, Self-Esteem Coordinator, Karl Marx Diversity Center and Treatment Complex for Capitalist Impulses (Federal School of Excellence)
Another excellent idea from those professional educators preparing our children for the work force, adult life, military service. We can’t pay these people enough.
I remember that the fat kids hated dodge ball too.
Get some exercise or get used to the torment.
Keep
Our
Own
Kids
Safe
aka K.O.O.K.S.
It’s going to reach a point where even PC can’t RUN amok ...
good grief! what’s next?
oh i don’t even want to know...sigh!
Another couple of blasts from the past......
College in the 70’s- The Beer Hunter.....one person took a can of beer out of the plastic six-pack and shook it and reinserted it into the plastic six-pack holder. Then we took turns opening random cans against out heads. Hmmmm, on second thought, this is sick!
Growing up in the 50’s-60’s- Kick the Can.....tag at night where you hid and then when the ‘it’ person was hunting for you, you could run ‘home’ and kick the can (set up a plain old can at the base) and be safe until the next round.
Ahhhhh, I wish my son had had the benefit of growing up in a safer America. I always knew where he was.....previously we didn’t have to be home until the street lights came on.
I guess “Smear the Queer with the ball” is out, too.
Haha I clicked on this thinking it was a ban for Tag the spray for men.
What a bunch of nuts. You can’t play tag but you can learn about all kinds of deviant sexual acts that will kill you.
> Officials at Evans and Meridian Ranch elementaries say that encouraged more students to play games, and helped reduce playground squabbles.
Playground squabbles is how kids figure out how to handle conflict. We’ll be raising a bunch of socially stunted kids who run to Mommy Government every time there is any kind of trouble.
Which I guess is the plan all along.
With the possible exception of North Attleboro, MA, none of the locations banning tag are in notoriously liberal areas of the country. That is the scary part of this story. A fear of litigation on the part of the school boards or principals and the withdrawal of many of the most conservative parents from public schools may have a role in this matter. However, it may rather be that many people who are not political activists but who vote Republican because of President Bush's perceivedly strong stance on terrorism or dislike of effete upper class or militant minority liberals have been inculcated with many mainstream cultural values. Oprah Winfrey plays in Peoria better than she does in Manhattan or Beverly Hills. The same foul detritus from the mainstream culture is as available in red state America as it is anywhere else.
The moral and intellectual state of this country, even beyond the obvious liberal hell holes, is not encouraging for those who hold to traditional moral values or esteem hard work and reason over dependency and "feeeeeeeeeeeelings".
“Fesgen said two parents complained to her about the ban, but most parents and children didn’t object. “
Yes...so let’s punish ALL the children so that we can kowtow to TWO candya$$ parents.