Oh, I’m happily married. Xena’s Guy is the best husband I could have ever hoped for - someone who cheerfully tolerates my eccentricities, calms me down when I’m overexcited, and grounds me in reality.
However, when I was single, my criteria were what a buddy of mine calls the Three Tions (pronounced “shuns”): occupaTION, transportaTION, habitaTION.
how about dentition? you know...teef? ; )
ok. lol