[Cogadh na Sith]

If you had loved your wife with the same or even greater idolized devotion that you seem to revere your tattoo with . . . if you’d still be in even more lovely, harmonious and mutually enriching relationship with her.

Maybe, but my tattoos never went out and f'ed some other guy and don't still occasionally get fraudulent credit cards in my name.

[Quix]

ouch.

Yeah . . . mine decided she loved her co-worker more.

No fun, AT ALL.

Condolences.

I hope your . . . sorting criteria on ladies has become greatly more refined! LOL.

I’ve decided once in a lifetime is enough, for me.